pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

yeah, someone with bad taste

surprisebitch:

dutchster:

imagine if penises could cum chocolate milk

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You don’t need jesus, you need help

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

thankgodimasian:

Whenever I flirt.

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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slavocracy:

disney princess movie starring lana del rey where she sings to nature like other disney princesses but everything around her wilts and dies

lindsaylohoean:

"what’s up?"

"the ceiling"

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unrightful:

I liked the happiness you gave me even if it was temporary