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true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

mew-squared:

johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

are we just going to ignore the fact that he wrote the T on

thatfunnyblog:

Me coming to school

I saw this at the Museum of Natural History and I couldn’t help myself.

ironicdisplacement:

hybridic:

dammit gabriel

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

a-seven-percent-solution:

I may be late to the party on this one, but I just noticed something from the restaurant scene in ‘A Study In Pink’…..

Sherlock, you sly devil. You made reservations. You’re in the middle of the case and you made dinner reservations. For John.

Now we know why Angelo was so quick to assume John was his date.

how have i not seen this before

rockpapertheodore:

pan2dapan:

cerberusdad:

i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie

oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.

theagilebeast:

Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.

thatashhole:

facepalmx2combo:

i present to you

nicolas minaj

Tears are actually streaming my face right now.

hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me

crolfer:

mihaelkeehling:

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

#zero character development but a killer soundtrack

BBC, telling it how it is