darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

nakedly:

nakedly:

i hate perfect people

which is why i hate myself

nonymoose:

canaydian:

you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man

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daftpnk:

112b:

Boys who wear glasses can f me

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lets go get this pussy

deardeerling:

do you ever just use an emoticon or phrase ONCE and then all of a sudden it makes up 99% of your daily vocabulary

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

epicsovereign:

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

epicsovereign:

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

pluww:

Snakes are beautiful. And terrifying. But elegant. And terrifying. 

pluww:

Snakes are beautiful. And terrifying. But elegant. And terrifying. 

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

thecatsmustbecrazy:

monday